(11 December 2002)

Mel Mar: my brain just walked away

Footmonster: with the purple gorilla, right? I just saw it walk down the street. It was wearing a top hat and carrying a cane.

Mel Mar: yeah it did. It said something like it had to go meat the purple gorilla

Footmonster: meat?

Mel Mar: EXCUSE A ME--MEET

Footmonster: I think that he's going to the opera

Mel Mar: to do what? Sing? Watch?

Footmonster: he's an opera fan, right?

Mel Mar: i guess so. If he was i never knew.

Footmonster: yikes

Mel Mar: either that or hes plannin 2 eat the purple gorilla. Me no no

Footmonster: i feel sorry for you...that you have a brain that likes opera. My brains like Korn

Mel Mar: MY BRAIN JUST STOLE MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Footmonster: great! I mean—how tragic.

Mel Mar: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Hey, I just realized something....

Footmonster: hooray! smiles and teacakes for all!

Mel Mar: u no what this meens? I DONT HAVE 2 GO 2 SCHOOL ANYMORE!!!! Oh wait my dads a teacher there

Footmonster: ...um...dude..yeah. You still have to go

Mel Mar: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!! ain't it tragic?

Footmonster: no

Mel Mar: what?

Footmonster: whta?

Footmonster: *what?

Footmonster: what?

Footmonster: WHAT?

Mel Mar: huh?

Footmonster: who?

Mel Mar: HUH??

Footmonster: why?

Footmonster: how?

Mel Mar: when?

Mel Mar: y?

Footmonster: where?

Mel Mar: who?

Mel Mar: What?

Mel Mar: U LOST ME THERE

Footmonster: what?

Mel Mar: could u give me the directions again?

Footmonster: turn left at the first fork in the road (the big silver one) and then right at the spoon

Mel Mar: let me get this straight.... Turn right at the first gold fork and then left at the first spork. Is that correct?

Footmonster: close, but not quite, my child

Mel Mar: as i said....my brain walked away. MY brain walked away! my BRAIN walked away!

Footmonster: first you have to eat the avocados, though

Mel Mar: my brain WALKED away. my brain walked AWAY! MY BRAIN DID WHAT? UR TRYING TO TELL ME IT WALKED AWAY?????? AND IT STOLE MY CAR??? NO WAY!!!!! IT DID????!!!!!?!?!?!?!? Y ME?

Footmonster: no, i'm trying to tell you that it walked away

Mel Mar: o well i need a new brain anyway. Could u give me ur 2nd one? Just until mine comes back?

Footmonster: sure, take mine, but be careful; it's not fully tamed yet. Its name is Sergeant Killemasfastasyoucan

Mel Mar: hahaha. Guess what im eating now

Footmonster: cheese?

Mel Mar: howd u no? I coulda ben eating trash

Footmonster: i'm eating air

Mel Mar: who ever thought of that term must not have had a brain. I just described me. Silly me. Oh well

Footmonster: my brains are as good as no brains

Mel Mar: i must go and chase it down i guess

Footmonster: die, die, die, brain, die

Mel Mar: so i'll c ya at school 2morow. Bye!!!

Footmonster: YOU'RE LEAVING ME?!

Mel Mar: yeah

Footmonster: take a smile and a teacake before you go, though

Mel Mar: y thank u!!! any clue which opra they were going to?

Footmonster: i think that it was the incredibly stupid, stupid, stupid opera of the lots of lovey-dovey crap with no point whatsoever

Mel Mar: isnt that what an opera is anyway? They're all alike. My mom says that it's just controled screaming

Footmonster: lotsa fat ladies singing wearing viking hats

Mel Mar: and fat guys

Footmonster: yeah, but they wear penguin suits

Mel Mar: ...........where are you, brain........?

Footmonster: here it is--oops, i stepped on it….